How to Raise a Jewish dog [Audiobook] download free by Ellis Weiner
- Listen audiobook: How to Raise a Jewish dog
- Author: Ellis Weiner
- Release date: 2014/11/10
- Publisher: ORION PUBLISHING CO
- Language: English
- Genre or Collection: Natural History
- ISBN: 9781780227368
- Rating: 7.92 of 10
- Votes: 430
- Review by: Cade Hunter
- Review rating: 7.09 of 10
- Review Date: 2018/9/14
- Duration: 2H12M34S in 256 kbps (35.2 MB)
- Date of creation of the audiobook: 2018-08-01
- You can listen to this audiobook in formats: FLAC, Shorten, WMA, MP3, OGG, MPEG4, WAV, MPEG-4 SLS (compression RAR, ZIP, ARJ, LHA)
- Total pages original book: 176
- Includes a PDF summary of 16 pages
- Duration of the summary (audio): 12M15S (3.2 MB)
- Description or summary of the audiobook: You don't have to own a dog and you don't have to be Jewish... A humour title about using guilt, shame and passive aggression to raise your dog that will have you barking with laughter.A 'Not Missing Yet' sign informs neighbours that dog is not missing. Some trainers call this precaution unnecessary. We say: It couldn't hurt.Finally! The dog training techniques and tips developed by the renowned Rabbis of the Boca Raton Theological Seminary are available in book form. Look out, monks. Step aside, whisperer. Rabbi Monica and Rabbi Alan show, step by step, how you can use guilt, shame, passive aggression, sarcasm and Conditional Unconditional Love to create an unbreakable bond with your dog. It's all here, including:- The five ways of commanding 'Sit!' ('What, would it kill you to sit down for one lousy second?')- A useful list of Advanced Commands ('Don't stare at Cousin Edith's hair when she comes over.')- How to use Situational Martyrdom when the dog disobeys ('Fine. Do what you want. I hope you have a nice life.')The rabbis have been training dogs - and their owners - for 20 years. Now they bring the fruits of their vast experience to dog owners everywhere. And the best part? You don't have to be Jewish to benefit from the programme. Just neurotic. Or crazy about your dog.
- Other categories, genre or collection: Funny Books & Stories, Dogs As Pets
- Download servers: BitShare, Torrent, MEGA, FileServe, SpiderOak, Seafile, Hotfile. Compressed in RAR, ZIP, ARJ, LHA
- Format: Paperback
- Approximate value: 10.11 USD
- Dimensions: 148x201x31mm
- Weight: 174g
- Printed by: WEIDENFELD & NICOLSON
- Published in: London, United Kingdom
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